Olivia and Turtle Ambrowiak

Pet bio: Olivia is a twelve-ish year old sweet fuzzy lump who has literally never been fed in her entire life, and will surely die if not given treats RIGHT NOW.

Toxic trait: kills bugs and leaves them on Gloria’s bed

Research focus: discovering new methods of stealing food

Pet bio: Turtle was adopted as a sad, grumpy fifteen year old cat who barely had the strength to walk around. Now she’s a happy, good-natured sixteen year old cat who jumps where she wants and demands playtime.

Toxic trait: nibbling on Gloria’s face in the morning

Research focus: investigating the relative crinkliness of various household plastics